I’ve already voted for Tim as Sexiest Man Alive
His chiseled good looks just continue to thrive
He is breathtakingly gorgeous
And so very funny
I’m sure he’d win the vote
I’m willing to bet money
He’s hotter than hot when push comes to shove
Just look at that face… what’s not to love?
He doesn’t even realize he’s a subtle little flirt
With that natural charm of his he never has to exert
I love to see him laugh or show off that smile
These are the type of pictures I can stare at for awhile!
His animated expression
with perfect inflection
leaves a lasting impression.
But be warned,
a swipe of his hand
casts a lingering obsession.
"What part of my part is your part?
How the fuck do I know.”
♫ Any way you slice it, you’re doing me wrong
But I love the way you walk now, and your legs are so long. ♫
This was inspiring and funny. Plus he challenges Timothy Olyphant, among others.
Oh to be an ice cube in Tim’s bucket!
Tim is a proclivity I over-indulge in
You can’t blame me, he’s hotter than sin
He is that one thing I covet and clutch
But I hate him because I like him so much.
Remembering Elmore Leonard…
Tim was once the Sports Commentator on Indie 103.1 FM, which also employed Steve Jones from the Sex Pistols, so I brought you “Sexy with two Pistols”.
There are many huge fans just like me
That can attest to being smitten by him
He is chock full of sexual prowess, It’s filled to the brim
When he looks like this, the ladies start dying
He makes panties fall off without even trying.
This is straight out of 50 Shades of Grey, and I must confess.
Whenever Tim does this, I turn into a hypnotic mess…
“Why does he have such an unnerving effect on me? His overwhelming good looks maybe? The way his eyes blaze at me? The way he strokes his index finger against his lower lip? I wish he’d stop doing that.”
Is it any wonder you’re too cool to fool. ♫
I haven’t been naughty in quite awhile
But that hot dude is always bringing me a smile
My thirst for him is transparently overt
And my thoughts of him are filthier than dirt.