What is it about the chains that bind me
I can’t remember, you’ll have to remind me
Oh yeah, it’s that hot guy right up there
And looking like that, I just wanna stare. 

What is it about the chains that bind me

I can’t remember, you’ll have to remind me

Oh yeah, it’s that hot guy right up there

And looking like that, I just wanna stare. 

Favorite line from Dreamcatcher:"Motherfucker tried to bite my dick off, Jonesy.  Always thought it’d be my ex-wife who did that."

 

Favorite line from Dreamcatcher:

"Motherfucker tried to bite my dick off, Jonesy.  Always thought it’d be my ex-wife who did that."

 

If I’m ever arrested…

If I’m ever arrested…

Whatcha talkin ‘bout Willis? I mean Walton?

Whatcha talkin ‘bout Willis? I mean Walton?

Wowza, he’s handsome and he doesn’t even try
It just comes so easy and natural for this guy
You have to say ‘handsome’ to describe Tim,
There’s just no other way
But I swear to God Almighty,
He just keeps getting hotter every day.

Wowza, he’s handsome and he doesn’t even try

It just comes so easy and natural for this guy

You have to say ‘handsome’ to describe Tim,

There’s just no other way

But I swear to God Almighty,

He just keeps getting hotter every day.

Some actors have it, and some actors don’t

With Tim, it’s certainly overflowing

The ability to bring life to every character

Whose perfect portrayal is always showing.

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Our winner Jerry from Texas is completely in his element shooting guns with Timothy Olyphant. After all, Jerry shot his first gun at the age of five!

The man doesn’t inflate his attitude
He keeps a low profile, he’s so subdued
For that, he get praise and gratitude
But I hate it when he stays in solitude.

The man doesn’t inflate his attitude

He keeps a low profile, he’s so subdued

For that, he get praise and gratitude

But I hate it when he stays in solitude.

See?

Busted out laughing…

Here’s another picture that made me say ‘Good Lord’
Even though he looks hot, I can’t tell if he’s angry or bored.
But knowing Tim well and his flair for laughter,
I bet he just busted out laughing right after.

Here’s another picture that made me say ‘Good Lord’

Even though he looks hot, I can’t tell if he’s angry or bored.

But knowing Tim well and his flair for laughter,

I bet he just busted out laughing right after.

♫ I don’t care if Monday’s black


Tuesday, Wednesday, heart attack



Thursday, never looking back



It’s Friday, I’m in love. ♫

♫ I don’t care if Monday’s black

Tuesday, Wednesday, heart attack

Thursday, never looking back

It’s Friday, I’m in love. ♫

Just a glance at him and I feel a flash 
My skin breaks out in a heat rash 
My throat gets full of lumps 
And he always gives me goose bumps 
My body starts to shiver
And my lips begin to quiver 
My knees go week, my head will spin 
My hair stands up all over my skin 
I begin to sweat and then perspire 
From an overload of pure desire 
My mouth becomes extremely dry
Whenever I look at that handsome guy 
I need to take my blood pressure 
My pulse I gotta check 
He wreaks so much havoc 
My body becomes a wreck 
Tim, you should carry a First Aid kit with lots of gauze 
Because damn… 
Do you realize all the damage you cause?

Just a glance at him and I feel a flash

My skin breaks out in a heat rash

My throat gets full of lumps

And he always gives me goose bumps

My body starts to shiver

And my lips begin to quiver

My knees go week, my head will spin

My hair stands up all over my skin

I begin to sweat and then perspire

From an overload of pure desire

My mouth becomes extremely dry

Whenever I look at that handsome guy

I need to take my blood pressure

My pulse I gotta check

He wreaks so much havoc

My body becomes a wreck

Tim, you should carry a First Aid kit with lots of gauze

Because damn…

Do you realize all the damage you cause?

Is he on the menu?  I’ll take one to go…

Is he on the menu?  I’ll take one to go…

Raylan + flannel/plaid shirts

When he wears a flannel shirt,

I always get over-heated

Since I can never get enough

This deserves to be repeated.

The finger and the look is a perfect combination

It means “Do it”. No time for negotiation

And if he pointed at me, I’d be at his beck and call

Because that man certainly has me wrapped, after all.