Remembering Elmore Leonard…
Tim was once the Sports Commentator on Indie 103.1 FM, which also employed Steve Jones from the Sex Pistols, so I brought you “Sexy with two Pistols”.
There are many huge fans just like me
That can attest to being smitten by him
He is chock full of sexual prowess, It’s filled to the brim
When he looks like this, the ladies start dying
He makes panties fall off without even trying.
This is straight out of 50 Shades of Grey, and I must confess.
Whenever Tim does this, I turn into a hypnotic mess…
“Why does he have such an unnerving effect on me? His overwhelming good looks maybe? The way his eyes blaze at me? The way he strokes his index finger against his lower lip? I wish he’d stop doing that.”
I haven’t been naughty in quite awhile
But that hot dude is always bringing me a smile
My thirst for him is transparently overt
And my thoughts of him are filthier than dirt.
What is it about the chains that bind me
I can’t remember, you’ll have to remind me
Oh yeah, it’s that hot guy right up there
And looking like that, I just wanna stare.
Favorite line from Dreamcatcher:
"Motherfucker tried to bite my dick off, Jonesy. Always thought it’d be my ex-wife who did that."
Wowza, he’s handsome and he doesn’t even try
It just comes so easy and natural for this guy
You have to say ‘handsome’ to describe Tim,
There’s just no other way
But I swear to God Almighty,
He just keeps getting hotter every day.
Some actors have it, and some actors don’t
With Tim, it’s certainly overflowing
The ability to bring life to every character
Whose perfect portrayal is always showing.
Our winner Jerry from Texas is completely in his element shooting guns with Timothy Olyphant. After all, Jerry shot his first gun at the age of five!