If I’m ever arrested…
Wowza, he’s handsome and he doesn’t even try
It just comes so easy and natural for this guy
You have to say ‘handsome’ to describe Tim,
There’s just no other way
But I swear to God Almighty,
He just keeps getting hotter every day.
Some actors have it, and some actors don’t
With Tim, it’s certainly overflowing
The ability to bring life to every character
Whose perfect portrayal is always showing.
Our winner Jerry from Texas is completely in his element shooting guns with Timothy Olyphant. After all, Jerry shot his first gun at the age of five!
The man doesn’t inflate his attitude
He keeps a low profile, he’s so subdued
For that, he get praise and gratitude
But I hate it when he stays in solitude.
Here’s another picture that made me say ‘Good Lord’
Even though he looks hot, I can’t tell if he’s angry or bored.
But knowing Tim well and his flair for laughter,
I bet he just busted out laughing right after.
♫ I don’t care if Monday’s black
Tuesday, Wednesday, heart attack
Thursday, never looking back
It’s Friday, I’m in love. ♫
Just a glance at him and I feel a flash
My skin breaks out in a heat rash
My throat gets full of lumps
And he always gives me goose bumps
My body starts to shiver
And my lips begin to quiver
My knees go week, my head will spin
My hair stands up all over my skin
I begin to sweat and then perspire
From an overload of pure desire
My mouth becomes extremely dry
Whenever I look at that handsome guy
I need to take my blood pressure
My pulse I gotta check
He wreaks so much havoc
My body becomes a wreck
Tim, you should carry a First Aid kit with lots of gauze
Do you realize all the damage you cause?
Raylan + flannel/plaid shirts
When he wears a flannel shirt,
I always get over-heated
Since I can never get enough
This deserves to be repeated.
The finger and the look is a perfect combination
It means “Do it”. No time for negotiation
And if he pointed at me, I’d be at his beck and call
Because that man certainly has me wrapped, after all.
Timothy Olyphant at the Museum of Arts & Design in 2012.
Photo credit: Andrzej Liguz at MoreImages.net